he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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