how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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