so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I love having hate sex.
where are you?
Hypothermia
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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