Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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