In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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