so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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