i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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