Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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