It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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