Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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