Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
im on a boat
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