i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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