I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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