I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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