after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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