He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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