okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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