Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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