the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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