quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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