He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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