he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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