are you so shy because you have an std?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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