Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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