Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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