i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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