Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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