mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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