Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
