Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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