so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
