the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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