I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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