If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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