My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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