I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We left the knife in your bed.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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