There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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