how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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