what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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