All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?