You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
I don't think brook has ever known best
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.