ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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