I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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Just pee around me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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