If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
