i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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