I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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