Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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