Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just forgot I was standing up.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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