Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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