so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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