whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
His nipple licking is glorious
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