You surviving the open bar?
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So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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