He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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