i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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