I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i believe in u and ur pee
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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