btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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