oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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