My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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