So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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